Ever since Other M Metroid fans have been left out, Just as left out as F-Zero fans when it comes to Nintendo Titles and whatnot on current generation game systems. Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. What Nintendo could do is make more Metroid Representitives on Super Smash Bros For 3DS/WiiU. That is a long time coming, Fire Emblem has like 7, Mario has like 8, Pokemon has like 5 and Zelda has like 6. A new map would be nice too for Metroid.
I would have to say Sylux, Weavel and Federation Trooper are the best that come to mind to represent Metroid on Smash Bros 4. Sylux is in the 100% Completion for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Weavel is a upgraded space pirate and those are samus's worst enemy's, Federation Trooper because they are getting their own game in 2016 with Metroid Prime Federation Force for the Nintendo 3DS.
Sylux I imagine can have a decent amount of abilities. He has a shock coil weapon which can take peoples health which would be perfect for making him have Auto Heal on without having the buff from equipment. His down attack can be laying the mines in his Lockjaw form but in a triangle of 3 like his attack on Metroid Prime Hunters, His Final Smash can be something like dropping mines and then calling on the Delano 7 to drop a nuke on the feild.
Weavel is difficult because in his alt form he splits into two parts, One is a hand-walking slasher and the other is a turret that shoots the battlehammer. I imagine his down attack is him split in two shooting the battlehammer and slashing the opponent while on the half-turret. His final smash can be something like Pit's from Brawl where he calls for other Space Pirates to attack the targets on the field. would be interesting.
Federation Trooper's may not have alternate forms but they can be upgraded slightly like seen in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. So it should be an Upgraded Trooper in looks but act like a normal one in combat. They can be agile like that of Mewtwo while also be able to take hits like that of Roy. their final smash should be something along the lines of megaman's in my opinion. would make for an interesting idea.
As for a map for Smash4 I could see Council Chamber from Metroid Prime Hunters doing the part. Plenty of jumps, lava, breakable rocks and even big enough that it could be like Hyrule from N64 if made right. Big maps are always the most fun when smashing other people. Doesn't matter what music they use.
There ya go. I hope Nintendo takes my ideas for Metroid to be appreciated on Super Smash Bros for Nintendo 3DS/WiiU.
/CaptainB_Money
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Friday, July 3, 2015
What I want on "Metroid Prime: Federation Force" for Nintendo 3DS.
Story: I would love the story of Federation Force to take place after Metroid Prime 3, hint at what the 100% ending meant and how Dark Samus being gone either helps or destroys the idea of a main enemy for Samus, All 6 Hunters from Metroid prime Hunters should also make a return hunting for something big, so big that the Galactic Federation has it top secret. Reveal something that has a connection between the X, Phazon and Metroids as sorta the first creatures in the universe.
Customization: Customization is something this game should have, Being as in the main storyline you'll be playing as a Federation Trooper you should have the option to customize your helmet glow, weapon, body armor, gloves, shoes, stuff like that. could also be used in multiplayer as well. Would help to have all the special weapon types from Metroid Prime Hunters as well, Those will always be useful.
Multiplayer: What can I say aside from just keep Hunters style of Multiplayer but expand the Internet usage to be something along the lines of Halo but for 3DS, Servers running constantly, people able to make games, Use of all 7 Hunters from Metroid Prime Hunters as well as your own customized Galactic Federation trooper, Also randomization of maps would be nice so people aren't always stuck on one map.
Maps: I'd love to see a Galactic Federation City map to roam around in where there are actual people and aliens, Not Babylon 5 but like something to the point of Citadel from Mass Effect, Make it a hunt for a criminal or something. also use it for Multiplayer just empty, Expand upon the legacy of the galactic federation.
Blastball: Blastball was announced around the same time as Federation Force, They will both be sharing the same card but in my opinion BlastBall should be a game of its own, Some kind of Galactic Federation sport that uses mechs, Should always have a single player and its own servers for Multiplayer, Maybe some Mech customization would be nice. I don't have too much to say about BlastBall since it is its own entity.
Please Nintendo Of America and Nintendo in general take my ideas into consideration. Metroid Prime Hunters is probably one of my favorite games of all time and this could potentially be coming out 10 years after Hunters and i have a lot of hope. I was born a metroid fan and I will always support Metroid Franchise.
/CaptainB_Money
Customization: Customization is something this game should have, Being as in the main storyline you'll be playing as a Federation Trooper you should have the option to customize your helmet glow, weapon, body armor, gloves, shoes, stuff like that. could also be used in multiplayer as well. Would help to have all the special weapon types from Metroid Prime Hunters as well, Those will always be useful.
Multiplayer: What can I say aside from just keep Hunters style of Multiplayer but expand the Internet usage to be something along the lines of Halo but for 3DS, Servers running constantly, people able to make games, Use of all 7 Hunters from Metroid Prime Hunters as well as your own customized Galactic Federation trooper, Also randomization of maps would be nice so people aren't always stuck on one map.
Maps: I'd love to see a Galactic Federation City map to roam around in where there are actual people and aliens, Not Babylon 5 but like something to the point of Citadel from Mass Effect, Make it a hunt for a criminal or something. also use it for Multiplayer just empty, Expand upon the legacy of the galactic federation.
Blastball: Blastball was announced around the same time as Federation Force, They will both be sharing the same card but in my opinion BlastBall should be a game of its own, Some kind of Galactic Federation sport that uses mechs, Should always have a single player and its own servers for Multiplayer, Maybe some Mech customization would be nice. I don't have too much to say about BlastBall since it is its own entity.
Please Nintendo Of America and Nintendo in general take my ideas into consideration. Metroid Prime Hunters is probably one of my favorite games of all time and this could potentially be coming out 10 years after Hunters and i have a lot of hope. I was born a metroid fan and I will always support Metroid Franchise.
/CaptainB_Money
Monday, June 29, 2015
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes: A Masterpiece, A Amazing Anime, A legend in itself.
I have never watched something so beautiful. Something from start to finish that I enjoyed every moment of and that I wish many many more people would sit through. Legend Of The Galactic Heroes is something I am proud to say I have sat through every single moment of the series in chronological order. This series alone has such a rich history that makes me happy as well.
Basically in 2039 there was a 13 day war where factions used nukes and killed all but 1billion of earths population, 90 years of chaos formed the United Earth Government which had its capital in Australia, soon after the ministry of space is formed , The Alpha Centauri Expedition is a failure but humanity spreads throughout the solar system, Dr. Antonel Yanosher creates spacewarp, Earth and the other planets have a war, The Galactic Federation is formed, Rudulph Von Goldenbaum is born and later reforms the Galactic Federation into the Galactic Empire.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes surprises you when you get into the first OVA before the series, Each and every character is given a little backstory before you get to know them onscreen so before you even meet somebody you get a little hint at their life story and what got them to their position. Some characters this works very well for like Kesler and Poplan, Others it is lacking to the point of where they are redshirts of the week or just part of the battle.
Battles is another thing this series does really really well. Battles are normally large with ships standing face to face firing either a red or blue beam from the holes or spots on the ships of the Galactic Empire or the Free Planets Alliance. They are normally thousands of ships, I think in one battle each side had over 9000 ships each pew pewing until an agreement or tactics can be made.Each battle has its own historic merit and there are always key points to watch in the tactics.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes gets on all different kinds of subjects like that of Democracy vs autocracy as well as the plight of religion ruling over all classes to form a galactic theocracy and how bad and backwards that would be for mankind. The main bad-guy isn't even the Galactic Empire or the Free Planets Alliance in this series, Its the Earth Church, The Cult of Planet Earth, Kind of like a new denomination of Christianity that survived the 13 day war. They are fanatics trying to push for the elimination of both parties to forward the idea that humanity belongs only on earth and not the earth-like planets that have been terraformed or found from expeditions 800 years after the fact.
there is so much detail I can try and put into this but the matter of the fact is if you are a fan of anime you need to sit through Legend Of The Galactic Heroes, It is clearly worthy of much more attention then it deserves and if the music rights weren't such a pain in the ass I could see the series being dubbed in America, There is rumors that they are remaking the series possibly with the designs of the novel that they are based off of and that makes me happy to watch it once again in possibly HD.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes Canon Order
1. Spiral Labirint (14 eps)
2. Silver Valley (4 eps)
3. Those Who Revolt (4 eps)
4. The Duelist (4 eps)
5. Golden Wings (Movie)
6. Those Who Recapture (4 eps)
7. Morning`s Dream, Night`s Song (4 eps)
8. Hundred Billion of Stars, Hundred Billion of Lights (12 eps)
9. The Third Tiamat Battle (2 eps)
10. My Conquest is the Sea of Stars - (movie)
11. Disgrace (4 eps)
12. Ouverture to a New War - (movie)
13. Main series. (110 eps)
Now that you understand the epicness that is the rivalry between Rienhard Von Lohengremm, Yang Wen-Li and their stories I hope you are able to enjoy the series like I did. I can only say so much before I start to repeat myself in certain instances but Legend Of The Galactic Heroes is WORTHY so much of praise and viewing that its practically Babylon 5 in anime form with hints of Star Wars and even Firefly.
That's all I go to say for now.
/B-Money.
Basically in 2039 there was a 13 day war where factions used nukes and killed all but 1billion of earths population, 90 years of chaos formed the United Earth Government which had its capital in Australia, soon after the ministry of space is formed , The Alpha Centauri Expedition is a failure but humanity spreads throughout the solar system, Dr. Antonel Yanosher creates spacewarp, Earth and the other planets have a war, The Galactic Federation is formed, Rudulph Von Goldenbaum is born and later reforms the Galactic Federation into the Galactic Empire.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes surprises you when you get into the first OVA before the series, Each and every character is given a little backstory before you get to know them onscreen so before you even meet somebody you get a little hint at their life story and what got them to their position. Some characters this works very well for like Kesler and Poplan, Others it is lacking to the point of where they are redshirts of the week or just part of the battle.
Battles is another thing this series does really really well. Battles are normally large with ships standing face to face firing either a red or blue beam from the holes or spots on the ships of the Galactic Empire or the Free Planets Alliance. They are normally thousands of ships, I think in one battle each side had over 9000 ships each pew pewing until an agreement or tactics can be made.Each battle has its own historic merit and there are always key points to watch in the tactics.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes gets on all different kinds of subjects like that of Democracy vs autocracy as well as the plight of religion ruling over all classes to form a galactic theocracy and how bad and backwards that would be for mankind. The main bad-guy isn't even the Galactic Empire or the Free Planets Alliance in this series, Its the Earth Church, The Cult of Planet Earth, Kind of like a new denomination of Christianity that survived the 13 day war. They are fanatics trying to push for the elimination of both parties to forward the idea that humanity belongs only on earth and not the earth-like planets that have been terraformed or found from expeditions 800 years after the fact.
there is so much detail I can try and put into this but the matter of the fact is if you are a fan of anime you need to sit through Legend Of The Galactic Heroes, It is clearly worthy of much more attention then it deserves and if the music rights weren't such a pain in the ass I could see the series being dubbed in America, There is rumors that they are remaking the series possibly with the designs of the novel that they are based off of and that makes me happy to watch it once again in possibly HD.
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes Canon Order
1. Spiral Labirint (14 eps)
2. Silver Valley (4 eps)
3. Those Who Revolt (4 eps)
4. The Duelist (4 eps)
5. Golden Wings (Movie)
6. Those Who Recapture (4 eps)
7. Morning`s Dream, Night`s Song (4 eps)
8. Hundred Billion of Stars, Hundred Billion of Lights (12 eps)
9. The Third Tiamat Battle (2 eps)
10. My Conquest is the Sea of Stars - (movie)
11. Disgrace (4 eps)
12. Ouverture to a New War - (movie)
13. Main series. (110 eps)
Now that you understand the epicness that is the rivalry between Rienhard Von Lohengremm, Yang Wen-Li and their stories I hope you are able to enjoy the series like I did. I can only say so much before I start to repeat myself in certain instances but Legend Of The Galactic Heroes is WORTHY so much of praise and viewing that its practically Babylon 5 in anime form with hints of Star Wars and even Firefly.
That's all I go to say for now.
/B-Money.
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Nintendo 2015 E3 Conferense: Thoughts and Stuff
MUPPETS OF IWATA? WHAT THE FUCK EPIC. lol, Reggie and Miyamoto? EPIC STILL. Starfox announcement imminate. Holy shit this all makes sense now. NEW STARFOX GAME. ABOUT TIME. I AM SO HYPED. Starfox Macross? Lolz Starfox Zero. looks neat. I am loving all the details about Starfox Zero.
Looks like Reggie is talking Nintendo NX. I have a lot of hope for it. Holy wow I have hope. I still need/want a Wii U. transformation is a big thing. Nintendo is good at that. Super Mario Maker news and information is sweet. After the World Championship two days ago its quite interesting. I wonder if Smash Amiibo help mario. Skylanders with Amiibo. Interesting and Awesome. hammer slam bowser exclusive Skylander. I want it. I like bowswer on his own at times.
The Legend Of Zelda Triforce Heroes for 3DS. I'm not that interested but awesome. And now into the Nintendo development of the new zelda game. its cool. I would love F-Zero or Metroid for 3DS honestly. Prime mostly. Hyrule Warriors for 3DS. Quite possibly the only Zelda game I will ever own. I love me some Dynasty Warriors. Now if only we can get some Dynasty Warriors Gundam for 3DS.
Metroid Prime Federation Force and Metroid Prime Blastball announced and I am literally creaming my pants with hype because as Metroid Prime Hunters was quite possibly the best game on the ORIGINAL DS these might be the successes. holy shit I am so happy. Thank you nintendo for giving Metroid love again. let alone a Prime game. I am going to pre-order the shit out of this. My 3DS is so happy again. My life is gone.
A persona looking game is being shown. Always wanted to get into Shin Magami Tensai. looks neat for anime and stuff. Uneau something. interesting. A new game is being shown that looks like Monster Hunter, Phantasy Star Online and Final Fantasy. Xenoblade chronicles X. ok. ANIMAL CROSSING HAPPY HOME DESIGNER NEWS. HOLY SHIT. i am so happy. this looks amazing and already translated. fuck there goes my money and life for a while. September 25h 2015. Ok cool. Animal Crossing party? interesting for a first step on the Wiiu. Animal Crossing AmiiboFestival. Wiiu I want you.
Yoshi's epic yarn. the whole yarn craze is pretty epic with nintendo. I wish I could get the Kirby Yarn Hat on Streetpass. Yarn Metroid or F-Zero would sound crazy but epic. I would go for it if it came out on 3DS or somethin. Super Yarn Smash Bros. hmmmm. Getting carried away. A new game about Yokai is being shown. Nice looking pretty good. Kinda Pokemon like but I'm not complaining. Yo-Kai Watch. Will check out. Paper Mario meets Mario RPG. WTF. EPIC/. Giant Robot Mario Papercraft robot. Sweet.
Mario Tennis Ultra Smash. yeah that looks neat for WIIu. i'm not into it really. Super Mario Maker being shown again. that's neat and all but if you can do it on the WiiU you most likely can do it on the 3DS. as smash has shown. you can be any other Amiibo with Maker. interesting. I will post the list of Amiibo's I plan on getting soon.
No F-Zero. a little less Mario then normal. Metroid Prime comes back from the gave for the 3DS. Mario Maker is showcased a lot. I am pretty happy with this years Nintendo Digital Event. good job Nintendo.
/B-Money
Looks like Reggie is talking Nintendo NX. I have a lot of hope for it. Holy wow I have hope. I still need/want a Wii U. transformation is a big thing. Nintendo is good at that. Super Mario Maker news and information is sweet. After the World Championship two days ago its quite interesting. I wonder if Smash Amiibo help mario. Skylanders with Amiibo. Interesting and Awesome. hammer slam bowser exclusive Skylander. I want it. I like bowswer on his own at times.
The Legend Of Zelda Triforce Heroes for 3DS. I'm not that interested but awesome. And now into the Nintendo development of the new zelda game. its cool. I would love F-Zero or Metroid for 3DS honestly. Prime mostly. Hyrule Warriors for 3DS. Quite possibly the only Zelda game I will ever own. I love me some Dynasty Warriors. Now if only we can get some Dynasty Warriors Gundam for 3DS.
Metroid Prime Federation Force and Metroid Prime Blastball announced and I am literally creaming my pants with hype because as Metroid Prime Hunters was quite possibly the best game on the ORIGINAL DS these might be the successes. holy shit I am so happy. Thank you nintendo for giving Metroid love again. let alone a Prime game. I am going to pre-order the shit out of this. My 3DS is so happy again. My life is gone.
A persona looking game is being shown. Always wanted to get into Shin Magami Tensai. looks neat for anime and stuff. Uneau something. interesting. A new game is being shown that looks like Monster Hunter, Phantasy Star Online and Final Fantasy. Xenoblade chronicles X. ok. ANIMAL CROSSING HAPPY HOME DESIGNER NEWS. HOLY SHIT. i am so happy. this looks amazing and already translated. fuck there goes my money and life for a while. September 25h 2015. Ok cool. Animal Crossing party? interesting for a first step on the Wiiu. Animal Crossing AmiiboFestival. Wiiu I want you.
Yoshi's epic yarn. the whole yarn craze is pretty epic with nintendo. I wish I could get the Kirby Yarn Hat on Streetpass. Yarn Metroid or F-Zero would sound crazy but epic. I would go for it if it came out on 3DS or somethin. Super Yarn Smash Bros. hmmmm. Getting carried away. A new game about Yokai is being shown. Nice looking pretty good. Kinda Pokemon like but I'm not complaining. Yo-Kai Watch. Will check out. Paper Mario meets Mario RPG. WTF. EPIC/. Giant Robot Mario Papercraft robot. Sweet.
Mario Tennis Ultra Smash. yeah that looks neat for WIIu. i'm not into it really. Super Mario Maker being shown again. that's neat and all but if you can do it on the WiiU you most likely can do it on the 3DS. as smash has shown. you can be any other Amiibo with Maker. interesting. I will post the list of Amiibo's I plan on getting soon.
No F-Zero. a little less Mario then normal. Metroid Prime comes back from the gave for the 3DS. Mario Maker is showcased a lot. I am pretty happy with this years Nintendo Digital Event. good job Nintendo.
/B-Money
Monday, June 15, 2015
Sony 2015 E3 Press Conference: Thoughts and Stuff
the last minute before the show and preshow playlist is playing
Movie and so far I saw Godzilla and No Mans Sky. I like it already. MSG too. Lego Jurassic Park and stuff. Traditional Gaming is a term used by the first dude up. Getting tired of Traditional being used when it honestly shouldn't here we go with the games. Now there is a game with some big dog bird thingy and a kid calling him in something that looks like ICO or Shadow of the bigdudes. its The Last Gaurdian. A game with robot dinosaurs comes up in the dark dark future. looks kinda neat. hope to see name. Hoizon Zeron Dawn. looks pretty good. I like the whole Zoids monster hunter feel.
Hitman game next, that sounds good. I liked the movie from 2008 or so lol. a remake or a new game I am unsure but I like it. looks like there is some story with an escort. speculation speculation. Street Fighter 5 just announced and stuff is showing up, I have Ryu for Smash Bros for 3ds so I'm fine lol. Playstation 4 and PC. PC wins once again.
NO MANS SKY. NO MANS SKY. I LOVE YOU SEAN MURRAY. new scenes. no ideas, new tactics. this game has been on my PC wishlist since December 2013. I know you will do well to me Sean Murray. It is showing warp and scans and I want this more and more. YOU CAN DESTROY SHIT ON ANY PLANET I WANT THIS GAME NOW. Everytime Sean Murray shows up on anything I want this game more and more, Seriously I will lose so many years of my life playing No Man's Sky.
A game where you basically make shit in 3D. I like it. Mario paint 2.0. I am insanely interested. but this is just the start. DREAMS the game is called. a lot of people are going to have fun with that. Firewatch. I remember seeing some of that back in 2014's Game Awards. looks neat for basically being Park Ranger Simulator. Destiny stuff. I still want it for PS3, or one day PC. I like it. I liked the demo a lot. I wish I could actually get it for my PS3 and catch up. I just might because it looks like Gaurdians vs Iconians lol. next up is Assassins Creed. I plan on playing all of those as well.
World of Final Fantasy. the game where cloud fappers can enjoy finding their favorite characters. REMAKE? something that looks like Final Fantasy 7 remake. IT IS OFFICAL NOW. FINAL FANTASY 7 IS BEING REMADE. ok... I knew this would happen long ago. Devolver studios. ok. SHENMUE. ok wow. is it a remake or a sequel with the original? I am confused but i like the sound of all of this. Shenmue3. Nice job, and it has a kickstarter to go with it. Batman game with ressurected joker? Batman game where you play as a cop? Interesting, Name?
Sony is bringing their VR game out now. Learning a thing from Microsoft it seems, I'm not sure about VR yet. it costs too much money so far. come out cheaper and fresher and I will throw money at the screen. Rigs looks good though. NMS for VR? yes please. Playstation Vue. for those who don't want Cable. Call of Duty exclusive for PS4 and I could care less. Good for them for getting the 7 year old market. Don't really care for COD. I mean I have all the ones for the DS because FPS's are rare n the DS but I just dont care.
More titles. lets see. Ok nevermind it looks like an ending video. I am impressed. you probably already know why. I like everything I see. mainly No Mans Sky. but No Mans Sky has been my dream game since I first saw it. I even have the trailer song on my MP3 player. decent job Sony. FF7 Remake is already making people wet.
Hey they are actually paying attention to the PS Vita. I like that because I still plan on getting one. doubt it this year once again. who knows though. I do own Wipeout. STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT. IS THIS E3 2010 AGAIN WITH THE PSP 2000? WHATTTTT ok Disney Infinity, good on them. Boba Fett exclusive. epic. Sony closed out with a video from Uncharted 4. A huge car chase in a country I don't know and I thought it was nice
Good Job Sony.
/B-Money
Movie and so far I saw Godzilla and No Mans Sky. I like it already. MSG too. Lego Jurassic Park and stuff. Traditional Gaming is a term used by the first dude up. Getting tired of Traditional being used when it honestly shouldn't here we go with the games. Now there is a game with some big dog bird thingy and a kid calling him in something that looks like ICO or Shadow of the bigdudes. its The Last Gaurdian. A game with robot dinosaurs comes up in the dark dark future. looks kinda neat. hope to see name. Hoizon Zeron Dawn. looks pretty good. I like the whole Zoids monster hunter feel.
Hitman game next, that sounds good. I liked the movie from 2008 or so lol. a remake or a new game I am unsure but I like it. looks like there is some story with an escort. speculation speculation. Street Fighter 5 just announced and stuff is showing up, I have Ryu for Smash Bros for 3ds so I'm fine lol. Playstation 4 and PC. PC wins once again.
NO MANS SKY. NO MANS SKY. I LOVE YOU SEAN MURRAY. new scenes. no ideas, new tactics. this game has been on my PC wishlist since December 2013. I know you will do well to me Sean Murray. It is showing warp and scans and I want this more and more. YOU CAN DESTROY SHIT ON ANY PLANET I WANT THIS GAME NOW. Everytime Sean Murray shows up on anything I want this game more and more, Seriously I will lose so many years of my life playing No Man's Sky.
A game where you basically make shit in 3D. I like it. Mario paint 2.0. I am insanely interested. but this is just the start. DREAMS the game is called. a lot of people are going to have fun with that. Firewatch. I remember seeing some of that back in 2014's Game Awards. looks neat for basically being Park Ranger Simulator. Destiny stuff. I still want it for PS3, or one day PC. I like it. I liked the demo a lot. I wish I could actually get it for my PS3 and catch up. I just might because it looks like Gaurdians vs Iconians lol. next up is Assassins Creed. I plan on playing all of those as well.
World of Final Fantasy. the game where cloud fappers can enjoy finding their favorite characters. REMAKE? something that looks like Final Fantasy 7 remake. IT IS OFFICAL NOW. FINAL FANTASY 7 IS BEING REMADE. ok... I knew this would happen long ago. Devolver studios. ok. SHENMUE. ok wow. is it a remake or a sequel with the original? I am confused but i like the sound of all of this. Shenmue3. Nice job, and it has a kickstarter to go with it. Batman game with ressurected joker? Batman game where you play as a cop? Interesting, Name?
Sony is bringing their VR game out now. Learning a thing from Microsoft it seems, I'm not sure about VR yet. it costs too much money so far. come out cheaper and fresher and I will throw money at the screen. Rigs looks good though. NMS for VR? yes please. Playstation Vue. for those who don't want Cable. Call of Duty exclusive for PS4 and I could care less. Good for them for getting the 7 year old market. Don't really care for COD. I mean I have all the ones for the DS because FPS's are rare n the DS but I just dont care.
More titles. lets see. Ok nevermind it looks like an ending video. I am impressed. you probably already know why. I like everything I see. mainly No Mans Sky. but No Mans Sky has been my dream game since I first saw it. I even have the trailer song on my MP3 player. decent job Sony. FF7 Remake is already making people wet.
Hey they are actually paying attention to the PS Vita. I like that because I still plan on getting one. doubt it this year once again. who knows though. I do own Wipeout. STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT. IS THIS E3 2010 AGAIN WITH THE PSP 2000? WHATTTTT ok Disney Infinity, good on them. Boba Fett exclusive. epic. Sony closed out with a video from Uncharted 4. A huge car chase in a country I don't know and I thought it was nice
Good Job Sony.
/B-Money
Microsoft E3 2015 Press Conference: Thoughts and Stuff.
It looks like its about to start.
Starts off with a gameshowing of characters all talking in unison. I am hyped already. FORZA
Bonnie Ross a Microsoft worker is presenting. I guess they are really showing that Gamergate what's up. Here we go with the hype.
HALO5 first off. Let us see...sooo Master Chief is apparently bad or something. Lot of celebrity voice acting and I'm loving every moment of it. SPACESHIPS. ARBITOR. STORY DETAILS IM MISSING OUT BECAUSE IM NOT THAT FAR IN 4. gameplay looks pretty good. I do hope it has more melee. maybe even bounce like Titanfall. Climbing mechanic like titanfall. yay, Nathan Fillion is the new spartan? WTF EPIC.
Oh hey a post apocalyptic game with a dog. Fallout4 fame yo. kinda also like Oblivion. the movie not the elder scroll. Robots and robot friendships. interesting. Backwards compadability was shown. epic video for about 3 minutes. I was on the phone with an old friend. Now Fallout 4 again. Already saw plenty of stuff for that. PC buy def. want that pipboy thing for my Samsung Galaxy S4 though. PC once again.
Peter Moore. Oh boy. EA stuff here it comes. EA Access. Hmmmm. Titanfall A game which I spent 85 bucks on is now free to people who pay EA 5 bucks a month. Oh well more people to shoot hopefully and maybe more content in the future. A new plants vs zombies. Ok interesting. I will get it when its free on Origin. A forza game right? right? right? HENRY FORD THE THIRD. HOLY SHIT. LOL Dark Souls 3, Ok cool. A tom clancy game after. The Division. I remember that like 2 or so years ago. looks epic.
Indie Showcases are always fun. More and more games that might be ported onto PC that could be insanely fun to insanely stupid. some that might even end up in bundles for my steam that I may never play or may want to play way way later in my life.
A SPACE GAME gone home i think. IT LOOKS AWESOME. GRAVITY 2.0. I WANT IT I WANT IT. also the bot is named Odin. how quaint. Ashen, Sadly not a game where you review 1 Dollar USD crap on a brown coach but a game where you are on a abandon planet or some shit. Beyond Eyes. Daredevl the game basically? looks neat. Cuphead. Drugs make money. Xbox One will have GreenLight type thingy. decide if you like it before you buy it. I already want Elite Dangerous. Ion. A space game coming to PC and Xbox1. ummmm I want it already because it takes place in space.
Looks like Lara Craft game coming on. Lara Craft should be in Smash Bros. She deserves it honestly. same with Master Cheif, Snake again,. maybe even some other Xbox characters. Random I know. this takes place before the original. so lara is about 22 years old. hot.Rare is about to announce thier new title. RARE REPLAY. ALL OF RARES GAMES. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. a NEW rare title. looks interesting. lets see what we got. Sea of Theives. I wonder how many Gokai characters are gonna be on there. FABLE LEGENDS WITH CERCEI LANESTER?
Relationship with Valve? oh VR... hmmmmm. I'm not big into VR yet. But i'm sure if I had the funds I would buy that shit asap for No Man's Sky. I know it is coming out for that. Lydia Winters is cute and I have never played minecraft/ Special Minecraft. as long as I can talk to Lydia Winters I'm in. HOLOGRAMS AND SHIT FOR MINECRAFT. give me that for No Mans Sky, Skyrim. fuck even Battleftont. Gears of war again.... yay?
Ok it looks like everything is finally done.
Good job Xbox.
/B-Money
Starts off with a gameshowing of characters all talking in unison. I am hyped already. FORZA
Bonnie Ross a Microsoft worker is presenting. I guess they are really showing that Gamergate what's up. Here we go with the hype.
HALO5 first off. Let us see...sooo Master Chief is apparently bad or something. Lot of celebrity voice acting and I'm loving every moment of it. SPACESHIPS. ARBITOR. STORY DETAILS IM MISSING OUT BECAUSE IM NOT THAT FAR IN 4. gameplay looks pretty good. I do hope it has more melee. maybe even bounce like Titanfall. Climbing mechanic like titanfall. yay, Nathan Fillion is the new spartan? WTF EPIC.
Oh hey a post apocalyptic game with a dog. Fallout4 fame yo. kinda also like Oblivion. the movie not the elder scroll. Robots and robot friendships. interesting. Backwards compadability was shown. epic video for about 3 minutes. I was on the phone with an old friend. Now Fallout 4 again. Already saw plenty of stuff for that. PC buy def. want that pipboy thing for my Samsung Galaxy S4 though. PC once again.
Peter Moore. Oh boy. EA stuff here it comes. EA Access. Hmmmm. Titanfall A game which I spent 85 bucks on is now free to people who pay EA 5 bucks a month. Oh well more people to shoot hopefully and maybe more content in the future. A new plants vs zombies. Ok interesting. I will get it when its free on Origin. A forza game right? right? right? HENRY FORD THE THIRD. HOLY SHIT. LOL Dark Souls 3, Ok cool. A tom clancy game after. The Division. I remember that like 2 or so years ago. looks epic.
Indie Showcases are always fun. More and more games that might be ported onto PC that could be insanely fun to insanely stupid. some that might even end up in bundles for my steam that I may never play or may want to play way way later in my life.
A SPACE GAME gone home i think. IT LOOKS AWESOME. GRAVITY 2.0. I WANT IT I WANT IT. also the bot is named Odin. how quaint. Ashen, Sadly not a game where you review 1 Dollar USD crap on a brown coach but a game where you are on a abandon planet or some shit. Beyond Eyes. Daredevl the game basically? looks neat. Cuphead. Drugs make money. Xbox One will have GreenLight type thingy. decide if you like it before you buy it. I already want Elite Dangerous. Ion. A space game coming to PC and Xbox1. ummmm I want it already because it takes place in space.
Looks like Lara Craft game coming on. Lara Craft should be in Smash Bros. She deserves it honestly. same with Master Cheif, Snake again,. maybe even some other Xbox characters. Random I know. this takes place before the original. so lara is about 22 years old. hot.Rare is about to announce thier new title. RARE REPLAY. ALL OF RARES GAMES. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. a NEW rare title. looks interesting. lets see what we got. Sea of Theives. I wonder how many Gokai characters are gonna be on there. FABLE LEGENDS WITH CERCEI LANESTER?
Relationship with Valve? oh VR... hmmmmm. I'm not big into VR yet. But i'm sure if I had the funds I would buy that shit asap for No Man's Sky. I know it is coming out for that. Lydia Winters is cute and I have never played minecraft/ Special Minecraft. as long as I can talk to Lydia Winters I'm in. HOLOGRAMS AND SHIT FOR MINECRAFT. give me that for No Mans Sky, Skyrim. fuck even Battleftont. Gears of war again.... yay?
Ok it looks like everything is finally done.
Good job Xbox.
/B-Money
Thursday, May 28, 2015
B-Money sits in/through The Room.
Long ago after I graduated from Middle School I heard some of my friends mention this one movie known as "The Room", Some have said it is probably one of the worst movies ever made others have said that it has its own dark sense of humor towards reality, Now that I am able to finally sit down and watch the movie in a good amount of time I am going to review the movie at the best of my ability similar to how I have reviewed movies of the past. Aside from watching reviews from people like The Nostalgia Critic and seeing advertisements for it all over Regal Cinema's I have never actually watched the fullness of this movie.
The title screen starts out showing the Golden Gate Bridge and has erie piano music playing behind it, If I didn't know what I was watching I would assume it had something to do with Full House or Family Matters. Starring, Directed By, Produced By, Written By, Tommy Wiseau. Lol.
In the first scene we are introduced to a long haired dude named Jonny giving his girlfriend a red dress because all girls generally like red dresses, so she tries it on and we learn her name is Lisa and that the character Jonny will do anything for her, Sounds like some obsesses boyfriends I've dealt with back in the day.
Soon after a kid named Denny who is very good friends with Jonny and Lisa, Almost to the point of creepiness where he asks weird as fuck questions towards Lisa. Straight after Jonny and Lisa go up to take a "nap" or fuck like crazy, denny takes an apple and soon follows afterwords for some odd reason, Joining as they foreplay pillow-fight. "Two is great but three is a crowed hahaha". Already there has been at least 5 instances where Jonny has "hahaha'd" after a sentence, I don't get it.
A long and drawn out sex scene with one part looking like he was fucking her belly button at a point leads to an opening to an early morning at SOMETHING:28, Out of all the greatest mysteries in the universe finding out why someone would set their alarm clock to SOMETHING:28 has to be one of them. After the sex scene Lisa's mother comes over and she tells her mother that she doesn't love Jonny anymore, Straight after a sex scene, lol, yeah and she basically tells her mother that she wants to dump Jonny and all that same old typical garbage.
After that she calls a friend named Mark who is trying to help her as best as possible. He seems to have no clue that she wants the D, she basically gets wine out and everything being a backstabber towards Jonny and he has no idea she wants the D. And he goes for it even though he claims Jonny is his best friend. Yup...
Afterwords Jonny goes to a flower shop and the person doesn't recognize him even though he only has sunglasses on, Oh and best scene so far. "That's me!, Hi Doggie.". Lisa then orders a pizza and Denny comes over and basically goes all creeper level on Lisa, interestingly epic. Asking to kiss his friends fiance, but then again she did just fuck his best friend. Jonny then arrives in the room and gives Lisa a dozen roses, perfect after a good night of stuff.
Jonny then goes off about how he didn't get the promotion in the job that's never talked about at all and he basically sounds like he got all of that out in one line. Pizza and Vodka something I will agree never gets old, She then pulls the "If you love me" card, that generally means bad ideas. a lot of "hahaha" in this scene. Another sex scene...
Next day Lisa's mother comes over and talks about her house and announces out of nowhere she has breast cancer, I don't know if this will be a big plotpoint or not. Lisa then makes up some bullshit about Jonny getting drunk and hitting her, As a lush myself getting physical when wasted only should happen in dancing. A random couple come out of nowhere to the apparent surprise party and are the only ones because Jonny doesn't lock his house or something. no introduction or anything, just sex and something about chocolate. "How many people come in and out of this apartment everyday? This is worse then Grand Central Station." LOL. another great line from Lisa's mom.
Denny is playing bounce the basketball outside the roof of the apartment complex, A strange man all dressed in black walks up the stairs and walks towards Denny to talk to him about money or something, Mark and Jonny take the random dude, Lisa and her mother yell and ask what is going on, This scene is so confusing and badly placed. A lot of yelling and screaming between Lisa's mother, Lisa and Denny about drugs this scene is so out of control, Less then 3 minutes later Jonny and Mark walk back up because apparently they walked Mr Gunman all the way to the police station or something. THIS SCENE IS SO CONFUSING. Lisa calls Mark, Blah Blah, Jonny comes up to the roof and says "I did not hit her, its bullshit, I did not hit her." followed by "Oh Hi Mark.". LOL. random as fuck.
Dude tells you about a story about a random dude beating a woman and you laugh? What the fuck is wrong with you? He's hinting to you that your fiance is bangin him. Denny admits to falling in love with Lisa out of nowhere while tossing a football and Jonny is like Buddha of relationships. Another round of "He got drunk and I don't love him." Jonny comes home and we find out that girls name is
Michelle and she told her everything, Lisa gets all pissy. another great line "YOU ARE TARING ME APART LISA!" I want a shirt of that.
Mark accidentally pushes Mike down in front of a bunch of old school chrome garbage cans while they are playing a game of toss ball so Mark brings him to his apartment which I assume is in the same complex. Another round of Lisa and her mom "I don't love him and he hit me.". Jonny heard this round and wants to record it using an old tape recorder and putting it on a house phone. Lol. old school fuckery. We then get introduced to Peter and Jonny is talking to him about Lisa and the conversation. Peter is a Psychologist and less then five minutes in Jonny mentions that he 'plays' psychologist with them, Huge contradiction there.
then we learn between Peter and Mark how Jonny met Lisa and how it all started. Interesting story. Mark and Pete argue stuff and Mark threatens to kill Peter out of nowhere. Not very suspenseful. Playing football toss in tuxedos before the whole wedding pictures wow, Random scene in a coffee shop between Jonny and Mark, Another Mark/Lisa sex scene where he has no idea what's going on.
Toss ball in GoldenGate Park. Another Mark/Lisa sex scene where he has no idea what's going on and a knock on the door, Wow. Michelle is back.. When did Examine Your Zipper become funny again? Is this the 90's? Lisa admits to Michelle that she is a manipulative bitch.
Mark and Jonny go Jogging and back to the apartment for a scene that makes no sense. Ugh. Another "I'm not in love with him" scene, Surprise party achieved and everybody is there, People talking for a 4 minute scene about random stuff and Lisa gets everyone else outside for a sex scene with Mark..then out of nowhere Jonny says to everyone that they are expecting a child because of a lie made from Lisa. Michelle seems like the only logical person there.
Jonny spots Mark and Lisa making out during his birthday party and shit and fights mark again for a short minute before going in the bathroom, So she calls mark right in front of Jonny. He listens in because they are planning another sex scene. Jonny and Lisa argue because Jonny actually gets a recording of a phone call. Jonny then goes in tantrum mode and shoots himself in the mouth with the gun from the dude Denny was talking to.
Mark and Lisa come downstairs from their sex scene to see that Jonny has shot himself and the first thing Mark says is "Wake up Jonny come on!". Yeah wake up from a bullet to the brain, Not likely, Lisa then asks "Is he dead?", Mark then creepily kisses Jonny's head. Mark then finally has had enough of Lisa. Like for real this time, Not questioning if hes having sex, Denny then comes in crying, Sad scene all around.
Final Thought: I don't know what to think about this movie, I feel like I just sat through some college kids attempt at dark comedy with romance, All the shots of San Fransisco don't help this movie one bit I feel like it's trying to be a Commercial for California as well. A lot of "hahaha", "I don't love him" and "That's the idea"'s being said. redundancy can be funny when actually written right lol. All in all this would probably be a good movie for if I'm under the influence of something strong.
The End
/Captain B-Money
The title screen starts out showing the Golden Gate Bridge and has erie piano music playing behind it, If I didn't know what I was watching I would assume it had something to do with Full House or Family Matters. Starring, Directed By, Produced By, Written By, Tommy Wiseau. Lol.
In the first scene we are introduced to a long haired dude named Jonny giving his girlfriend a red dress because all girls generally like red dresses, so she tries it on and we learn her name is Lisa and that the character Jonny will do anything for her, Sounds like some obsesses boyfriends I've dealt with back in the day.
Soon after a kid named Denny who is very good friends with Jonny and Lisa, Almost to the point of creepiness where he asks weird as fuck questions towards Lisa. Straight after Jonny and Lisa go up to take a "nap" or fuck like crazy, denny takes an apple and soon follows afterwords for some odd reason, Joining as they foreplay pillow-fight. "Two is great but three is a crowed hahaha". Already there has been at least 5 instances where Jonny has "hahaha'd" after a sentence, I don't get it.
A long and drawn out sex scene with one part looking like he was fucking her belly button at a point leads to an opening to an early morning at SOMETHING:28, Out of all the greatest mysteries in the universe finding out why someone would set their alarm clock to SOMETHING:28 has to be one of them. After the sex scene Lisa's mother comes over and she tells her mother that she doesn't love Jonny anymore, Straight after a sex scene, lol, yeah and she basically tells her mother that she wants to dump Jonny and all that same old typical garbage.
After that she calls a friend named Mark who is trying to help her as best as possible. He seems to have no clue that she wants the D, she basically gets wine out and everything being a backstabber towards Jonny and he has no idea she wants the D. And he goes for it even though he claims Jonny is his best friend. Yup...
Afterwords Jonny goes to a flower shop and the person doesn't recognize him even though he only has sunglasses on, Oh and best scene so far. "That's me!, Hi Doggie.". Lisa then orders a pizza and Denny comes over and basically goes all creeper level on Lisa, interestingly epic. Asking to kiss his friends fiance, but then again she did just fuck his best friend. Jonny then arrives in the room and gives Lisa a dozen roses, perfect after a good night of stuff.
Jonny then goes off about how he didn't get the promotion in the job that's never talked about at all and he basically sounds like he got all of that out in one line. Pizza and Vodka something I will agree never gets old, She then pulls the "If you love me" card, that generally means bad ideas. a lot of "hahaha" in this scene. Another sex scene...
Next day Lisa's mother comes over and talks about her house and announces out of nowhere she has breast cancer, I don't know if this will be a big plotpoint or not. Lisa then makes up some bullshit about Jonny getting drunk and hitting her, As a lush myself getting physical when wasted only should happen in dancing. A random couple come out of nowhere to the apparent surprise party and are the only ones because Jonny doesn't lock his house or something. no introduction or anything, just sex and something about chocolate. "How many people come in and out of this apartment everyday? This is worse then Grand Central Station." LOL. another great line from Lisa's mom.
Denny is playing bounce the basketball outside the roof of the apartment complex, A strange man all dressed in black walks up the stairs and walks towards Denny to talk to him about money or something, Mark and Jonny take the random dude, Lisa and her mother yell and ask what is going on, This scene is so confusing and badly placed. A lot of yelling and screaming between Lisa's mother, Lisa and Denny about drugs this scene is so out of control, Less then 3 minutes later Jonny and Mark walk back up because apparently they walked Mr Gunman all the way to the police station or something. THIS SCENE IS SO CONFUSING. Lisa calls Mark, Blah Blah, Jonny comes up to the roof and says "I did not hit her, its bullshit, I did not hit her." followed by "Oh Hi Mark.". LOL. random as fuck.
Dude tells you about a story about a random dude beating a woman and you laugh? What the fuck is wrong with you? He's hinting to you that your fiance is bangin him. Denny admits to falling in love with Lisa out of nowhere while tossing a football and Jonny is like Buddha of relationships. Another round of "He got drunk and I don't love him." Jonny comes home and we find out that girls name is
Michelle and she told her everything, Lisa gets all pissy. another great line "YOU ARE TARING ME APART LISA!" I want a shirt of that.
Mark accidentally pushes Mike down in front of a bunch of old school chrome garbage cans while they are playing a game of toss ball so Mark brings him to his apartment which I assume is in the same complex. Another round of Lisa and her mom "I don't love him and he hit me.". Jonny heard this round and wants to record it using an old tape recorder and putting it on a house phone. Lol. old school fuckery. We then get introduced to Peter and Jonny is talking to him about Lisa and the conversation. Peter is a Psychologist and less then five minutes in Jonny mentions that he 'plays' psychologist with them, Huge contradiction there.
then we learn between Peter and Mark how Jonny met Lisa and how it all started. Interesting story. Mark and Pete argue stuff and Mark threatens to kill Peter out of nowhere. Not very suspenseful. Playing football toss in tuxedos before the whole wedding pictures wow, Random scene in a coffee shop between Jonny and Mark, Another Mark/Lisa sex scene where he has no idea what's going on.
Toss ball in GoldenGate Park. Another Mark/Lisa sex scene where he has no idea what's going on and a knock on the door, Wow. Michelle is back.. When did Examine Your Zipper become funny again? Is this the 90's? Lisa admits to Michelle that she is a manipulative bitch.
Mark and Jonny go Jogging and back to the apartment for a scene that makes no sense. Ugh. Another "I'm not in love with him" scene, Surprise party achieved and everybody is there, People talking for a 4 minute scene about random stuff and Lisa gets everyone else outside for a sex scene with Mark..then out of nowhere Jonny says to everyone that they are expecting a child because of a lie made from Lisa. Michelle seems like the only logical person there.
Jonny spots Mark and Lisa making out during his birthday party and shit and fights mark again for a short minute before going in the bathroom, So she calls mark right in front of Jonny. He listens in because they are planning another sex scene. Jonny and Lisa argue because Jonny actually gets a recording of a phone call. Jonny then goes in tantrum mode and shoots himself in the mouth with the gun from the dude Denny was talking to.
Mark and Lisa come downstairs from their sex scene to see that Jonny has shot himself and the first thing Mark says is "Wake up Jonny come on!". Yeah wake up from a bullet to the brain, Not likely, Lisa then asks "Is he dead?", Mark then creepily kisses Jonny's head. Mark then finally has had enough of Lisa. Like for real this time, Not questioning if hes having sex, Denny then comes in crying, Sad scene all around.
Final Thought: I don't know what to think about this movie, I feel like I just sat through some college kids attempt at dark comedy with romance, All the shots of San Fransisco don't help this movie one bit I feel like it's trying to be a Commercial for California as well. A lot of "hahaha", "I don't love him" and "That's the idea"'s being said. redundancy can be funny when actually written right lol. All in all this would probably be a good movie for if I'm under the influence of something strong.
The End
/Captain B-Money
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